Personally,I don't give a rats ass what other people say to me,but if your stupid enough to touch me,then we have a problem and it's about to be cured.

If some dude pinches my ass,I'll break his finger off.If some girl pinches my ass,I'll tell her to go get her friends or something.....

Hate to break the news but spandex riding shorts DO look gay....LOL!There comfortable but they are not the most stylish things on the planet.