Haha why would I ever want to work for a lazy spineless boss who advocates running away from responsibility?

The odds of me deigning to work for you were remote even before I factored in the odds of you being able to afford me. It's ok, I've walked out of interviews before, so yours wouldn't have been the first.

Your employees _should_ choose who they work for just as much as you choose who you employ. But you don't sound like that "partners on a team" kinda guy.

Anyhow, peace... That world is just not something I have to deal with anymore.