If this is meant to be a replacement or a superior substitute to the Kypto -locks, it ain't. How the F are you going to carry that around? It's way bigger and bulkier than a u-lock. A mini-krypto fits in back pockets. Some clothes even have a reinforced rear pocket for carrying it in that manner.

What do you do when you have a modern road bike (re: Anything non cannondale) that has a non level top tube? What about a XS size bikes?

Does that go around parking meters?

Over $100 MSRP for the lock, lol.