Today I bought some take out at a popular college restaurant and I had one of those little sauce cups full of sriracha and I put it on top of the take out box and ended up dropping it. Right in front of a girl wearing a pair of rainbow sandals and short shorts, it got all over her and amazingly none over my sidi's amazingly considering the cup practically exploded. What I did next was more questionable. I said sorry and there's napkins there immediately but I all of a sudden had a torrent of laughter that made me rush out the place and hop back onto my bike and ride away laughing like a madman. I only realized afterwards that I didn't help her clean up at all. I'm such a gentleman.
Originally Posted by
jdgesus
today i farted as i rode by a car who cut me off
Was their window open?