The first thing I did to my bike after getting a fit was to flip the stem back down.

I get impatient with how slowly my tires wear.

I want to try some Schwalbe Ultremo ZX's only because they look so cool.

I like my brake levers to feel soft.

I crossed my cables under the downtube and I liked it.

I don't think my Roubaix looks goofy.

I cross-chain without even a twinge of conscience.

I feel naked riding without a power meter.

I have one more bike than my wife thinks I have.