I spend entirely too much time researching obscure bike parts so I am a real pain in the ass to bike stores who then get my barrage of questt.

I like riding a bike that cost more than 1/2 the cars I pass out there

I just got a bike fit and may flip the stem back over because I hate the way it looks

I use this forum to feel good about myself because of the number of stupid things said on here

I use psychological warfare like pouting to get my wife to cave in to all my bike purchases

I think biking is like golfing - there isn't anything wrong with my game new equipment won't cure