Originally Posted by
pgjackson
My lycra shorts make my junk look either too small or grotesquely large...and always at the wrong moment.
What is a wrong moment for your junk* to look too large??? I cannot think of any.
*Sorry, twig and berries. That Canuck is going to shout at us again otherwise
Another confession - I wear color-matched bibs and jerseys, and have actually deluded myself into thinking I look good in lycra.