My legs often fall asleep when I poop at work. That makes walking back to my desk interesting...

I'm in the same boat as 18hockey (stereotypes)

I'm trying to come up with an excuse to ditch my climbing (rock) partner for the 3rd weekend in a row so that I can ride all weekend. My core and upperbody have plummeted since getting serious about cycling....

I didn't realize until just now that this was my first post here...

Oh, and you people make me feel fat at 6' 167lbs....