Originally Posted by Keith99

I think everyone is missing the point.

The kids will willingly, no eagerly follow an old fart on a bike, sort of like the pied piper. Not just a kid, but all the kids in the area will manage to find a bike and follow, like little ducklings behind one of us in full kit.

The old crone who was cackling about us got one thing right, old guys on bikes are a lot more fun that cackling old crones so kids will gladly desert her for old guys like us!