They are officially and indisputably made in Mavic. Mavic is a majestic kingdom where everyone who rides these wheels is lightning fast, weighs 147 lbs. and rides a full carbon bike. Never hits any potholes, no flats, and never gets a sore or numb ass.
Gee, sure wish I lived in Mavic. I've given them enough money over the years......
but a guy can wish, right?