Yeah, I can hit the ball a long way myself, at least I could the last time I played when I was 20kg heavier than I am now. Now I weigh 80kg and have had a broken wrist and collarbone plus a farked up AC joint from cycling crashes and wonder if I could even hit the ball these days.

My mrs keeps asking me to take her out golfing so I'll have to give it a whirl and see what happens.

NZ golf club membership includes hole-in-one insurance, so that helps keep the wallet in better shape if you have a spot of good luck on the course.

Bad luck on the handicap there, your burgling days are over