-after breaking up with the gf I no longer have an excuse not to be riding more than I am...sometimes its just hard to get out there

-my helmet looks like a giant dome on my head, it pisses me off so much

-I wish I was like 3 inches shorter just so my headtube wouldnt be so long

-I too drink pbr (i homebrew, but pbr is my binge drinking beer), lately I have been getting wasted 3-4 nights a week