This is why I love this forum so much - there's so much to learn!

I had no idea that "moose knuckle" was actually a meaningful phrase. How out of touch am I???

Nipguards - who'd a thunk it? A whole industry dedicated to protecting athletic male nipples. Gotta get that t-shirt. I'm still not totally convinced the NG thing isn't some sort of joke, like a SNL commercial or something. But I'm not willing to spend $8.95 to find out.

And the best - "nipple skin doesn't callous". How do you even *know* that???!?

Band-Aids - I don't think the little spot BA would do it, seems like it would fall off. But to use bigger ones, I'd have to start shaving my pecs. My girlfriend hated it when I started shaving my head, she rolls her eyes every time I shave my legs...I can't imagine what price I would pay if I started shaving my pecs.

So thanks, everybody, I really appreciate it, but I think I'm going back to the shorts.