I keep buying blue bikes because my family can't tell the difference between them.
People keep giving me their phone numbers/cards so we can ride together, i never call them back.
30 rides this year, 29 of them i have hit 30mph or better on the flats and have not told anyone. The one i did not was 29.5 mph. 65 years old, 194 pounds, bike 23 pounds, other stuff 7 pounds, 5 foot 8 inches tall.
Don't have to shave my legs as my hair on them fell out long ago, don't know why.
I think i fractured my left arm 6 or 8 months ago, never went to the Docs, pain is almost gone. Fell hard into cemented in rocks. Hip is much better also.
If i could i would spend the rest of my life in spandex.