Good for you. It's simply guys being guys. I lived with shop ball busting for years. The last thing you can show is anger or weakness. Sometimes the best way is join in on the joke or turn it on them. If it were me I'd stuff a pair of tube socks down my pants before doing the long walk through. Give them something to hoot at. Some great replies could be...

"Yeah I was almost late this morning. BTW, ya might wanna have your old lady change the sheets."

"Where's my old tight shorts? Why, ya wanna see my junk?"

"Hey, thanks for pinching my ass. Now go smell your fingers like we know ya want to."

"Yeah, this coming from the guy who cut himself and bled Cheese Wizz."

"Why don't you ride? Afraid of messing up your make up?"

"The reason your ass hurts when you ride is because it's where you keep your head."

"Well at least I can see my own d**k. How long's it been for you?"

"Your mom loves my jacket. She even has me wear it while I'm railing her."

"The only reason you don't ride a bike is you don't have any place to carry your purse."

"The only reason you don't ride is because it would require you to remove that stick from your ass."