I may need to learn a new language since I've used up all the words that I know.

So I took the key, shoved it in as hard as I could (not caring if I break it off in the lock) and turn it as hard as I can. The key goes all the way in, and the lock opens. Now it's a nicely behaved lock, but I just know that it's smirking at me, daring me to lock it around my waist again. Oh no, I'm not that stupid. Back it goes.