...bike shorts turn into g stings? I am new to cycling and ride an entry level bike with the cheapest set of shorts and jersey I can find, but I have never been able to get them to turn into a g string. Then again I never complain about the little things and I thought 'whine cellar' was a great and insightful view on your threads/responses. Also if your shorts are turning into a g string at mile 6 you should probably pick up the pace and finish sooner to avoid such dilemmas.