You should not be ashamed of this, someone has to take their money. I ride the river walk every once in a blue moon , close to where the video was made.
I am scared to death of getting run over.
My bike is filthy and needs the FD adjusted.
I am slower than molasses.
I am extremely nervous about getting enough sleep on the Bike ride across Georgia in less than a month, Where I will have to ride 2 times further than I have ridden all year.
I have never ridden in a pace line or a Pelaton.
The ONLY sport I will watch is cycling.
I fart a lot while riding.
Both my Jerseys are lime green.
My grammar and spelling are that of a third grader.
I would never drop my wife.
I have not eaten meat in 8.5 years. I miss eating animals they tasted so good.
I always worry about getting enough protein.
I ride in spin classes 3 times a week. I spin more than I can ride outside.
I will never understand the human races level of stupidity.
Power lines are the ugliest things in the world.