Originally Posted by godugr8

Unrelated to bicycling, but since we're on the subject of moronic soccer moms in SUV's. This biotch was tailgating me, swirving and honking her horn at me through a 15 mph school zone...after the school zone she passed me in a no passing zone in town. I was livid, so I followed her home. I had a nearly full big gulf full of mountain dew in a cup holder. As she pulled into her drive way and got out of her car...WHAMO! Mt. dew all over that biznitch. The look on her face was priceless. Everyone's gotta do something like this at least once in their lives.