+ infinity!

I am too much of tecnophobe to know how to download/upload (or whatever it's called) my Garmin to my PC

I constantly get my cycling ambitions mixed up with my abilities

I hate Campag and SRAM but have never riden a bike that has them

I hate fat people, especially when they are wearing lycra

I've never used a wind trainer. Bought one but never pulled it out of the box, sat it in my garage for a year and ended up selling it for $60 less than I paid for it

I love to smash Freds on my commute to and from work

I like Lance and respect him as a rider even if in the future it is proven that he has doped

I only use Continental GP400S tyres

I will never use Michelin tubes with my Conti tyres

I don't like Sidi shoes. Bought a pair and wore them on and off for 6 months but prefer my cheapo Shimano shoes