I figure I fit in with this section given my weight but my job is being the mom. I did work for a blind organization for about a year and half (best job ever), done retail w/some management, worked for a box company tossing boxes onto the conveyor belt that eats and dents your packages, worked for a physics professor who was so disorganized I had to leave, and some other inane stupid jobs over the years. Don't ask me to toss papers for living, I got fired for being to "loud" at 3am when I was helping a friend.
If I needed to really work, I'd probably end up quilting for others via an industrial sewing machine. Other than being the mom, my sedentary unpaid day job is quilting. I design a lot of my quilts, do some occasional reviews on sewing machines and other fancy gadgets via my blog, and piece/quilt. Occasionally I put some quilts in local shows. Since I'm lucky enough to live near one of the top quilting museums, I visit when I can.