I don't want to go to college. I want to ride my bike.

I applied for a commuter college so that I don't have to dorm somewhere else...because I like the place I ride in.

I chose my bike over my girlfriend...i mean ex-girlfriend.

I told my parents that bike racing was a school project so that they'd help pay for some stuff and races.

I have a low weight but low power output so my climbing isn't as good as it looks like it should be.