You should be arrested for riding your bike like that! I wish cops would ticket the cyclists that blow past me in the middle of the street in the opposing lane of traffic through a red light! I need to start carrying an umbrella on a quick fire so I can get it out the day I see a spleen flying my way!

We should impound bicycles for severe safety hazards. Then you can't get it out until you pay a $50 fine and watch a video about how to ride a bike safely. Every. Single. Time. I don't care if you saw it last week, when we impounded your bike last time; you're watching it again until it sinks in.