-When I commute to work, I wear my lycra around the office until I get a break in meetings to go shower - I think I look cool.
-I love passing anyone and everyone, regardless of what kind of bike they have/what kind of rider they are.
-When I'm out riding in street clothes, I try and beat anyone wearing full kit, just because.
-I poop at work at least 2-3 times a day. I take my time.
-I didn't NEED a new edge 800, but wanted to be able to show off my routes (and secretly compare them to people I know who are better than me in hopes of beating them).
-I feel like a total ******* telling being what I do for a living because I feel like I'm showing off. I just say I work at a tech company. Really not sure why, I just do.
-I like the smell of my piercings (only other people with piercings will know what I'm talking about - especially those with gauged ears)
-I tell me parents I spend a lot less on bike stuff than I actually do. I'm 25 and financially independent - no clue why I feel the need to do this.