My bikes are always worth more than the wheels on my car. Not saying much. Who washes their car anyway?!

Auto drivers treat me better when I’m cycling than I treat cyclists or pedestrians when I’m driving.

I’m cutting back. I’m down to three bikes.

I dress in mixed metaphors:
Cannondale jerseys with Fox board shorts,
Or Specialized cycling shorts with Helly Hanson base layers. It’s just wrong.