Originally Posted by Linchpin

How do you know your clothing had anything to do with it?
The guy could be in a bad mood because he came home from work early and found his wife pollishing the knob of a hot dog vender then stormed out to go buy a gun to shoot himself because his ball park frank was no match for the other guys oscar meyer weiner, but before removing himself from the gene pool decided to get one more good ol' boy spat in with some total stranger.