Originally Posted by
thecezar
Since you may need it anyway, why not carry around a spare fork just in case you get into an accident and your fork gets messed up or some idiot on the road needs one to the face?
Man, I was reading the first line and thought, what a great idea. You always need a fork to eat, plus, you get to be incognito about it and can always shank someone that tries to run you off the road. Plus if you get searched, it doesn't look as bad as having a knife on you. But then I found out you were talking about bike parts =[