Originally Posted by
AdamDZ
That cager never heard Pepito:
Pepito was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said:
"Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat"
Pepito replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Pepito answered, "No, he minded his own f*****g business.
Thats funny. This reminds me of a story Bill Cosby tells.
Cosby goes out for a walk and takes his carrot sticks with him with the best intentions of being "healthy" mandated by his wife and doctor. After walking a while he sits down on the park bench next to an older gentleman. As Cosby is begrudgingly eating his carrot sticks the older guy pulls out a Snickers and starts eating it. Cosby turns to the guy and says "You know that candy bar could kill you." The older guy looks at him with his carrrot sticks and says "It looks like you are dead already."
BTW I actually like carrot sticks.