Originally Posted by LesterOfPuppets

While I was down in Portland today some gal on a bike was looking perplexed on a streetcorner so I said Hi!. She asked me where the REI was.

When I don't know **** I just say "I live in Vancouver". But this time I added that I thought it was near Burnside (I dunno why, I haven't been to an REI in ages and back then it was in Jantzen Beach!).

Poor gal.