Originally Posted by redfooj
a punch in the mouth is always a good substitute for a witty retort
Not cool. You have to combine the two.
Originally Posted by The Last Boyscout
Joe: Now this being the 90s you can't just walk up to a guy and smack him in the face. You gotta say something cool first. Know what I mean?
Jimmy: Yeah... like "I'll be back."
Joe: Yeah, only better than that. Like if you hit 'em in the head with a surfboard you would say...
Jimmy: Surfs up pal!
Joe: Yeah. Something like that.
Of course that was the fashion back in the last century so maybe things are much different now.
