Who writes this garbage? And how the heck did they end up crashing into each other?

"Pippa Middleton didn't so much sweat as glisten at a triathlon in Woodstock, England on Saturday.

Clad in a tank top, running shorts and sneakers, Princess Kate's little sister, 27, was radiant and strong as she ran among other competitors -- colliding with one handsome, topless mystery man! -- for Saturday's GE Blenheim Triathlon at Blenheim Palace."