So I woke up at like 6:30 and couldn't get out of bed.

Come 8:30 I'm wondering why I'm so damn wasted, and every time I try to get up I just collapse back down. Scanned myself once over meditatively and ... found my heart rate was extremely high.

I woke up with a heart rate around 130-150. Purring like a kitten.

Sat up, did some deep, slow breathing (this will usually slow your heart down), and it tapered off to something normal.

What the hell?