Originally Posted by calamarichris

Thanks for your faith, Spock. You're pretty close, but I still don't mess around with girls who don't get my Gilligan's Island references. Crush averted.

New confession: A bee got in my bibs when I was climbing Torrey Pines Grade last month; it stung my genital and now I have an ugly scar that won't come off no matter how much I rub it.