I'm sorry man. I meant no disrespect or hurt.
In a few years or months, you'll be laughing about this incident in bed with a woman who makes this ex look like a dilapidated wart-hog.
Trust me! You looked like James Bond compared to some of the dumb $#it I've done over the years.

Time has a way of twisting our abysmal tragedies into hilarious triumphs.