all I can say is – if I ever get a hold of that guy's email address, I'd submit it to porn sites.

once I was crossing a bottle-neck of a bridge and, all of a sudden, felt an SUV's sideview mirror pushing me from behind. I looked at the guy, he looked back at me blankly, and then kept driving at the same speed. I had to untangle my bag to get free. oooo, I should've followed him home and started stealing his mail from then on to ruin his credit score.