"Bill Bones" is the Darth Vader of my childhood. He's the unsavory chap who set up residence at the inn run by the mum of the young hero in Treasure Island.

Here's the painting of him by N.C.Wyeth that illustrated the books of my youth and provided the very image of terror. Fellow cyclists, I give you "Bill Bones"... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Bones

By the way, check out that guy's lower leg muscles and tell me he's not a cyclist?