Spectacles, testicles, watch and wallet.
Seriously that sounds exactly like a front wheel caught in the tracks and you got slapped down hard. You'll probably never remember the actual crash. I speak from experience.
Places on the bike to check have already been covered with the acception of:
1. The saddle. Check that the rails aren't bent and that it is aligned properly.
2. Also check the pedal spindles aren't bent.
For the bars make sure to unwrap the bars and loosen the clamp on the stem. Either pop the cap off or slide it out of the clamp and check the area along where the sidecap usually ends. Do the same thing for the shifters.; Loosen the clamps, slide the shifters out of the way and look in the area adjacent to where the clamp normally rests.
Once you've done this take it to an LBS for a second set of eyes.
Heal up and good luck.