i'm not a spandex guy either, so i wear some baggy but very short shorts so my junk hangs out the leg opening. if those are all at the cleaners, i prefer shorts or knickers with liner shorts underneath. i really wish i knew how forgiving chamois is on the nether regions a looooong time ago. swrve makes a kick-ass bamboo t-shirt. it is wicking, naturally anti microbial so it won't get funky with b.o., and they are longer in the back so your coinslot doesn't show while you're in the drops.