Originally Posted by
Hippiebrian
The more people who go online to save a few bucks the more local businesses fail. The less local businesses there are, the less local jobs there are. The less local jobs there are, the higher unemployment is. The higher unemployment is, the more people who shop on line to save a few bucks whine about how the government is causing joblessness.
Go figure...
... and all preceded with "The more local shops who hike their prices, the more people go online to save a few bucks".
If you want to throw politics in you could precede that with "The more local government hikes local taxes, the more local shops hike their prices to stay afloat."