Today I drove, so bear with me. Anywho today I found a baby, a real live human baby. It was sitting in the rode beside a car. I almost didn't stop because at first all I saw was a baby carrier, and I though "who would leave a baby on the road, they must have just forgot the carrier". WRONGO!!! So I called 911 and they said they'd send someone out. About 5 minutes later a guy came running from a house or so over and I was like "IS THIS YOUR BABY??" He's like all sorry it's my sister's and I'm like I called 911 b/c I didn't know wtf to do. He's all sorry and thank you. Whatever. Made me late to work, but the parent inside me couldn't resist stopping to check. WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE??