LOL, too funny! I'm hunting for my nephew's first bike - he turns 2 in a couple of weeks, is tall for his age, and already yells "BIKE!!" with great joy whenever he sees a cyclist or a picture of a bike. (My sister accused him of sucking up to his bike-obsessed Auntie Bug when he settled happily down to "read" my Zinn manual, lol)
Anyway, I was searching he forums for reviews, ideas, etc and got a good laugh out of this one. Thanks!!