Wow, a compact vs regular crankset thread! We never have this discussion!

It's well known that using a compact crank turns you into a girl. Just thinking about using a compact drops your testosterone level by 200 points. If you were a manly man you'd be strong enough to ride any hill on a regular crank. All you have to do is HTFU. It's simple.

Speaking of manly, women have a keen eye for cyclist's gearing. They can count your chainring teeth as you ride by, and it directly affects how attracted they are to you. Most women won't date a guy who uses a compact no matter how much money he makes. Running a 55/44 and a 11-21 cassette will get you more action than you can handle.