I went into Tim Hortons (local chain coffee shop for those not in "the know" ) in a jersey and my shorts & a pair of sandals after a ride to grab a couple of cups 'o joe for me n' the misses. 2 Splenda and Milk if you will. Noticed the young "barista" glancing at my junk, I'm pretty young, not half bad looking, but far from a "catch" and I felt kinda good. One that I got checked out, and two that men aren't the only one's who are pigs. Came home told the wife jokingly and she asked me if I informed her that the shorts are padded FML.