Modifying quotes is about the stupidest thing I have ever seen anyone do on a message board.

If I ever get an out of control dog that chases you down and gnaws your leg half off, you are more than welcome to finish ripping that leg off and beat the dog to death with it. The dog that I actually do have is not out of control and will not bite you, if you kick him I will hurt you. If I get hurt in the process, that is okay, I'm willing to pay that price if some idiot chooses to abuse my pet.