It might be easier if you strap a certain Muppet to the top of your seat bag.

I'll be wearing a purple tartan kilt (at times) in camp. While on the road, just look for the back side of this bike as you overtake me.
Note: I'll probably save the flags (without the Canadian maple leaf) for marking my tent. But the twin Radbots, B&M rack-mounted light and axle-mounted Reelight, should be a giveaway.