Originally Posted by
rollin
AG2R - Road aggregates
BMC - British Motor Company - vintage cars
Cofidis - Cough medicine
Lampre - Seafood restaurants
Quick Step - Tap dancing shoes and academy
Saxo - Brass instruments
Europcar - Cars that drive on the wrong side of the road
Leopard/Trek - African walking holidays
VACANSOLEIL - Holidays in the sun
LIQUIGAS - Indigestion and wind medication
HTC Highroad - a drive time radio show in the Houston area
Movistar - co-owned by Jackie Chan and Tom Cruise
Sky - Phone taping specialists
EUSKALTEL - EUSKADI - Well known Catalan cartoon character
don't get your separatist groups confused
Astana - Potassium and human pubis

Katusha - Exporters of bikes that ride you
Radioshack - Purveyor of over-priced items you quickly toss into the recycle bin, not unlike the team itself
Rabobank - The machines are coming!
Hard to come up with things for Garmin, Saur-Soujasun, Omega-Pharma Lotto, FDJ,