last nite i got a call from an unfamiliar number on the drive home from work. i figured it was work related so i answered and got "Who is this?!?" from a surly sounding hillbilly. i responded with, "No, who is THIS?". The hillbilly says that he is looking for his wife (oh, i could not resist), so i come back with, "She's a little busy now. Want me to have her call you back?". Apparently, the hillbilly was intoxicated and has anger issues so he proceeded to threaten my life in ways that only the characters in Deliverance could imagine. i tell they guy that he can have his wife back when i'm finished with her, end the call, and block his number. later, i felt bad for his wife when the hillbilly finally makes it home.