Originally Posted by
vtjim
Laf - I'm guessing factory worker is 500 pounds, eats 7 cheeseburgers every 3 hours, washing them down with a gallon of cola, smokes, and drives an 8,000 pound SUV with a 427CID engine.
Get the first lick in with the padlock, and all you have to worry about is not being under him when he falls. I see that guy every day at work; he's loud but he's slow. (Physically and mentally. BTW, how do you know him?)