The other day while going down a steep descent I was trying to produce 1.21 gigawatts so that I could get up to 88 mph. Unfortunately there weren't any thunderstorms in the area where I could poach a lightning strike or two. Needless to say instead of getting back to 1982 when I was skinny, I am still stuck here in fat 2011! (although not as fat as 2010).

All this math is making my brain hurt. Don't stuff yourself, stay away from soda and processed foods, and be active. Ride, Run, Walk, hike, row a boat, swim, take the stairs, go to the 'Enchantment under the Sea' dance, etc.

Dislclaimer: "No work was done while creating this message" - sorry I am bored, don't feel like working anymore and just passing time until the whistle blows