For god sakes, don't buy German cars! A friend was rammed by a deer in Richmond park in her Mercedes and was told that they seem to hate German cars: a BMW was rammed the previous week.

I guess you could buy a Mercedes and avoid Richmond and Bushy parks, but where's the fun in that? Plus they don't lock the gates during the day, so the deer could all escape and seek you out.

(Drive to Canary wharf? Hmm, congestion charge + £20/day parking + apparently they charge for petrol too! I could buy two new Mezzos a month - or a Jeep every week! - for that sort of money)